thewaitisogre:

do you think daniel tosh, seth macfarlane, nick kroll, jeff dunham, dane cook, and carlos mencia hang out in a tree house and wear matching obey caps

internetexplorers:

i’m thinking of a number between 4 and 0

only true stoners will get this lol

britneythrowsspears:

hello 911? um would u like to go to prom w/ me

forever-pretty-awkward:

wordsgonesilent:

and-rohan-will-answer:

scenesfrom-an-italian-restaurant:

I just realized that “lead” rhymes with “read”, but “lead” also rhymes with “read”. 

you piece of shit.

You just broke the English language.